deerstagram:

i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)

rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

amoying:

BREAKING NEWS: Thousands injured, hundreds killed in tragic accident. Dick was too bomb.

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

awkwardhowell:

somemoreprocrastination:

lowse:

Okay I just saw this
 
and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or not 

i don’t watch danisnotonfire but this is hilarious

You should watch him though

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.