sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

caseyanthonyofficial:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

caseyanthonyofficial:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

repeals:

The feeling you get after looking at old pictures of yourself.image

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT